Penguins in e Desert

!Tuesday, February 27, 2007

@ 1:53 PM

In case you are wondering why no chick photos??? Cos i nvr take....simplest answer. im trying to access the webbie to get the photos.

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!Sunday, February 25, 2007

@ 4:49 PM

Went for a orientation getaway camp at e narrabeen lakes, this is a pic of the lake. Beautiful, i tell you...

E camp was a great experience for me,
met more ppl... somemore sg ppl and abit here and there.

There was people from everywhere, some of e countries i nvr even heard of it before... quite power. I will post e rest of e pics i took... not alot about another 4 pics. hahaha.... anyway, enjoy e pathetic pictures.

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!Wednesday, February 14, 2007

@ 7:11 PM

The quote i put in e owner column is my desperate effort to act chim... i saw it while watching an animated comic called Broken Saints. It was from a german philosopher by e name of Friedrich Nietzche... E meaning is up to individual to interpret, wat it means to me might nt mean the same to you, at least that is wat i think. I really like the part about monsters. Well... i dun wan to get all arty farty if not you cheese pies will kp.

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!Tuesday, February 13, 2007

@ 6:08 PM

Here are 2 pics of my room, its big so have to take 2 photos. Combine e 2 pics in ur puny brains and that will be e size of my room. Unlike my bro twins, my room is neat and tidy, all i need now is a blanket and if Vitamin $ allows, a second pillow.

Spend 2hrs cleaning e fcking kitchen today, the previous pigs left it in a mess. Gonna like clean my toilet, living room and dining room if i've have time tmr.

My room is big so if u blokes wanna visit me during e holidays, u can sleep on e floor. My KING Size bed if reserved for my massive body.

Just so ppl wont say my blog not "deep" enough, i will end of with a chim quote: 'Uneven hanging balls are e reason u can walk properly'

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!Sunday, February 11, 2007

@ 11:30 PM

From Left: Cesar(mexico), Rafael(mexico), some keling(india)
More travelling ard sydney again, this time i took some pics. we stay down at a park and took some pics. E keling was invited by Cesar, so even if i dun like i also lan lan keep quiet. i noe his name but i juz wanna block out his presence.... we went to e CNY parade in city center... when i get e pics from them i will post it for u blokes to see... My england like getting a aussie accent ler and i cant use singland here... Hope e accent dun stick to me for long.

Learned a phrase of spanish from Cesar today: 'Me numbre es soo yao you' if u are still to thick to guess wat it means. it means 'my name is soo yao you'. simple eh? i'll try to take more photos when i have e chance... If u realli must know, e keling kia is called gargan... its hard to stop being so picky abt colours in such a short time. Maybe i need to get pass it with a burnt chick... maybe not...

Moved to my new long-term room tday as well, big room, 10mins walk to my sch, near e beach. Nt a bad place, juz tt i cant download a single fck thing. Maybe u chums can like post it up on some server sites for me to d/l... i wan to watch prison break and heroes.

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@ 11:03 PM

(Something funny i saw where i was staying temp.)
(It agar agar means: "i'm a brave chicken of war, i eat very little but i lay alot")

Spend e whole day looking for a place to stay.... nth much to say. Made frens with e Mexican fellow staying next to my room... funny fellow. u will get to c his face soon.
travelled ard sydney city center with e mexican fellow and his other fren we meet at some afternoon tea. 1 of them is called Cesar e other is a TMNT.... lol his name is Rafael. but they are nice chaps. Learnt alot abt mexico and their culture... might be picking up spanish if they have time to teach me...

i brought e 2 mexicans for chinese food in chinatown, and they were absolutely mesmerised by sweet & sour chicken, roast duck and shen mien. its fun to watch them eat something we take for granted. btw mexicans are like full of passion, makes me wonder abt singaporeans in general. We are like ice-blocks beside them...

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@ 8:44 PM

My first test during my virgin solo trip was even before i landed in Sydney. I was like 3hrs away from touchdown, then my stomach started a revolution. Easy as it is to juz get up and go take a crap on e plane....E bugger beside was sleeping like a pig and he had a DO NOT DISTURB sticker on his seat. I lan lan have to lun.... 5mins later i buey tahan liao, i tap e bugger like 6times. He cont to slp, so i had to squeeze my balls and lun somemore. 5mins more, i could feel e tip of the iceberg poking at my canal liao... bo bian ler... anything is better then shitting in my pants. i called for SIA girl to help me, e SIA girl was nice and help me to wake e sleeping cheese pie up...the rest is history. SQ231... i will remember u for life, take my virgin midair crap.

Touchdown Sydney! i crossed customs with no hassle... honest looks played a big part in that. Went to e uni airport reception to get my ride to e campus. While waiting for my ride, i talked to a british girl who was waiting too. She spent like 6days in e red dot so we had something to talk about... Nice girl. Oh ya... she is quite the looker too. Hahaha... Got on my ride when it came and was on my way to e temp accomodation on campus. E temp accom. i stayed at was a ALL-dick+balls Opus Dei college... sian sian but bo bian, better then slping on e streets. Settle downed then i went on to have like e worse lunch i ever had in my life...Yep its worse then camp cookhouse food. It was like some rice muck with salad. E rice muck had some unknown ingredients in it along with some asparagus. I put a spoonful in my mouth and had to force it down with some dick. Juz kidding... i swallowed e spoonful with a glass of water... finished up my salad and went hungry till dinner. i realise this is getting hard for u england impaired to read so i will start in another paragraph and yes i like to hao lian my england.

After e cowfood, i had a smoke and got a chance to try a korean cigg. E korean cigg is longer and thinner then virginal slims e ladies smoke back home. Its was like smoking a twig... i got e korean cigg obviously from a american who likes it so much he had to import it. E korean was in aussie to learn conversation england for 5 weeks, it was his last day... We had small talk for like 10mins, 7mins of it e korean used to think about to open his mouth and let england come out. After that, i headed off to campus to find long-term housing. Nth worth mentioning for e rest of e day...

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@ 5:46 PM

Hellloooo to all my frens back home on e red dot. Sorry i couldn't update my blog any faster. Didnt have internet access at my temp accomodation, but nw that i have moved to e new place i've gt unlimited net access. Nvr been so happy to surf e net. I'm alive and kicking so u ppl back home can stop poking e voodoo doll with me name on it. thats all for this post.... i will post 1 more later about what i've been doing for e past week.... Cheers Mate!

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