!Sunday, February 11, 2007
@ 8:44 PM
My first test during my virgin solo trip was even before i landed in Sydney. I was like 3hrs away from touchdown, then my stomach started a revolution. Easy as it is to juz get up and go take a crap on e plane....E bugger beside was sleeping like a pig and he had a DO NOT DISTURB sticker on his seat. I lan lan have to lun.... 5mins later i buey tahan liao, i tap e bugger like 6times. He cont to slp, so i had to squeeze my balls and lun somemore. 5mins more, i could feel e tip of the iceberg poking at my canal liao... bo bian ler... anything is better then shitting in my pants. i called for SIA girl to help me, e SIA girl was nice and help me to wake e sleeping cheese pie up...the rest is history. SQ231... i will remember u for life, take my virgin midair crap.
Touchdown Sydney! i crossed customs with no hassle... honest looks played a big part in that. Went to e uni airport reception to get my ride to e campus. While waiting for my ride, i talked to a british girl who was waiting too. She spent like 6days in e red dot so we had something to talk about... Nice girl. Oh ya... she is quite the looker too. Hahaha... Got on my ride when it came and was on my way to e temp accomodation on campus. E temp accom. i stayed at was a ALL-dick+balls Opus Dei college... sian sian but bo bian, better then slping on e streets. Settle downed then i went on to have like e worse lunch i ever had in my life...Yep its worse then camp cookhouse food. It was like some rice muck with salad. E rice muck had some unknown ingredients in it along with some asparagus. I put a spoonful in my mouth and had to force it down with some dick. Juz kidding... i swallowed e spoonful with a glass of water... finished up my salad and went hungry till dinner. i realise this is getting hard for u england impaired to read so i will start in another paragraph and yes i like to hao lian my england.
After e cowfood, i had a smoke and got a chance to try a korean cigg. E korean cigg is longer and thinner then virginal slims e ladies smoke back home. Its was like smoking a twig... i got e korean cigg obviously from a american who likes it so much he had to import it. E korean was in aussie to learn conversation england for 5 weeks, it was his last day... We had small talk for like 10mins, 7mins of it e korean used to think about to open his mouth and let england come out. After that, i headed off to campus to find long-term housing. Nth worth mentioning for e rest of e day...
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