Penguins in e Desert

Update

2007-08-17T22:54:00.000+08:00

Hello amigos, last post was like what? 2 mths ago? i reckoned i should do some posting before my blog starts rotting away.....

Not much interesting stuff happening to me, except that my funds running very low ler. I'm so desperate that i'm gonna send in an application to Macs for a job. Lol, no more slacking ler. Many stories to tell u people back home, but i will leave that to when i get back.

One of the reasons for my low funds is me but for my own personal safety, i will fast forward here.(/me jump)

(/me land....)The other reason for my low funds can be attributed to my mexican friend, Cesar, now back in Mexico enjoying the dirt cheap prices of Mexico while leaving the rest of us to live by e penny for weeks after his departure. No offence Cesar, if u happen to read this post, but dude, u sucked us dry.

It only gets better, another mexican is leaving in Nov. He is lining up many 'things to do before i leave oz land', which are not only going to be extremely fun but also costly.

So for now, i need a job....really really really really really really soon. But then again, a jackpot at the casino would solve all my money problems.

Cheers!
yao you

PS: if u dun get e jump land thingy, get a life... go watch some jacky wu shows.

Culinary Genius

2007-06-25T17:26:00.000+08:00

Woohoo.... gt the white sauce on e first try..... not as hard as i thought it would be, but arms very tired haha. Doesn't taste like heaven, yet.... but tastes like e one 1 had at an italian restaurant. Mmmm, cream pasta... E sauce very hard to flavour, cos butter based knn... i add alot of chapalang juz to c if e taste will change alot nt.... it doesn't, next time i do it again i'll juz wack, cfm will get e flavour i want. if u want to try juz go online and search white sauce or bechamel sauce. nt hard at all, but lechey. Here is the pic of my handiwork. Next 1 on my mind is roti prata or a dessert, most prob dessert cos its easier haha. I had this wine-poached pear at a jap cafe, freaking power! I want to try it with my own hands since its holidays nw, eng eng at e moment.

My creation muahaha, presentation nt very gd but since only i eating, dun care much.

Viva la libertad!

2007-06-24T16:29:00.000+08:00

Today is my second day after exams, tried to make pancakes on Sat but turned out horrible, didnt look or taste like pancakes at all. So today try again, went online to find recipe, e recipe i used on Sat i got from me mum, haha not tt me mum's recipe is wrong. i guess i did something wrong. But today e pancakes turned out like pancakes, tasted like pancakes. Muahahaha.... because i noe half of u are skeptical arses, i took a pic with my lappy. Juz to add on, i made it from scratch, nt with instant pancake powder, had to fcking whisk e egg white for 20mins. But its worth it, seeing my pancakes steaming in front of me, waiting for their death. Haha.... Next up on my list of makan to make is Pasta with chicken in white sauce, most prob have to make it 2-3 times to get it right. When i gt it right i will post it up for all to admire, hahaha....

From ur point of view: Yoghurt with bananas on e left,
Pancakes in e middle and Sausages on e right. Power brunch!

Swakoo

2007-06-15T21:40:00.000+08:00

I feel like a suakoo now.... i'm extremely fascinated by seeing the air i breathe coming out like smoke.
After smoking i juz sit there for a few mins blowing air juz to look at the mist coming out from my mouth. Dunnoe y also... Somehow i do it without thinking, and when i realise it, i feel like a kampong kia.
Now e weather is wet and cold, plus my heater fcking cmi... Only heats up e area ard the heater, which is like 5cm all ard it. I still havent reach e point where i become a like a walking ba zhang, but im getting there.

Watched shrek 3 tday after i finished my first paper, small morale booster, if nt confirm moody. Not bad wor Shrek 3, i think its more funny then the Shrek 2. At least dun have Singapore inside e movie like Pirates 3.

Thanks to pirates 3, e red dot is officially an exotic spot tt speaks cantonese. We gt a song on Pirates 3 soundtrack name after our country too, shld make it our national anthem. First time our beloved red dot is not a 1-liner in a Hollywood movie, major improvement from a few years ago.

Last time our red dot always come up in 1-liners like, "he is flying to singapore tomorrow..." etc etc. Still, not something to shout about. Ignorant rednecks are still gonna think our red dot realli looks like tt, u can nvr be too sure with americans. They are an amazing lot of people.

Enough blaberring..... time to rest my mind for e tiring journey ahead.

Cheers!
yaoyou

Exams lai ler.......

2007-06-11T12:48:00.000+08:00

Exams lai ler..... super sian. Super looking forward to winter break. 22th of june, liberation day! Marking e end of this session with a concert at Sydney Opera House and a road trip up to Cairns and the outback. After exams end gonna be busy busy, especially cos gt 1 lao kan coming to sydney in july. Have to level up before this lao kan touchdown in sydney, if not sure kena makan by him.

Time to hit the books, mug mug and more mugging till 22th june. Chao Mugger revived!

easter photos

2007-05-03T17:53:00.000+08:00

I've got down to uploading the easter photos ler, abit late i know. better late then never. here's e link http://s123.photobucket.com/albums/o299/jackballs/eastershow2007/.

Gonna be busy with assignments in e coming weeks, sianded.... Have to catch up alot on my subjects as well.... if not cfm tapao.

Cheers!

Easter Show

2007-04-08T15:00:00.000+08:00

Finally, a big event worthy of photos and me posting... there were a few small events but no photos so i lazy to log in and post. Sydney Easter Show, big big event here. Nvr even crossed my mind tt easter was a holiday worth celebrating, non-believers should juz take it as it is. Chocolate Eggs and bunny-ladies... I mean bunnies. E only thing dampening our mood at the show was e fcking weather, it was totally fcked up crazy weather. Sunshine, 15min rain, 20min sunshine, 20min rain etc etc... For the whole day it stayed this way... Can u imagine us, open umbrella, close umbrella, open close open close... like a bunch of wet retards... _|_ to u weather! btw, the our and us is refering to me and my china hsemates, in-case some of u 486 processor-brains dun understand.

The show was pretty cool, nvr seen anything like it before.... rated it only pretty and not totally cos of the cut-throats littering the show with food and drinks. Aud$4 for a burger bun and a slap of meat. _|_ing u understand! E most power part of the show was the farm animal compy, gt professional judges to c which competitor is a gd source of genes. Fcking funny & smelly to c animals parading ard. Cows, horses, pigs, chicken, sheep, pigeons, ducks, geese and EGGS! Yes, there was a compy for eggs, c which egg is e best. Fcking eggs...

Its aussie land anyway, they like all those funny funny things.... cricket, aussie rules football, vegemite, getting wasted by 8pm etc etc. At least there was a totally cool performance at e show, freestyle motorcross and human cannonball. And gt ppl trying to imitate me driving during e performance.... it was very sad to c, DK nt call for free 1 hor....

Last para abt the show ler, cos i noe too many words very dulan to read. I went for all e exciting rides, spinning ard 360 in mid-air for 10mins realli does wonders for ur stomach. E rides were ex so i juz picked those exciting 1 to play. i took 3 or 4 rides... all of them absolutely exhilarating... Height + Speed == Kick. We ended e day watching live bands and a fireworks finale! As i said before, live fireworks are amazing. Mouthgaping amazing! I will load up e photos in e next post....

Cheers!
SYY aka Super Yandao Yaoyou

Xiao Long

2007-03-25T16:57:00.000+08:00

Xiao Long ah Xiao Long, thanks to ur statement... i've made up my mind. i wan to join e public sector. I'm the perfect candidate, a sense of idealism, duty and responsibility for a larger purpose. I would love to serve e public all my life. I'm NOT in it for the $100,000++++++++ a month paycheck, i mean who would want to serve people like a maria for so LITTLE money. Come on, there is no better satisfaction then that. Plus, i love e colour white! Young uncorrupt talented people, lets join e public sector! We dun need the $1.2million a year, we have a passion to make people's lives miserable.
Cheers!
Minister Wannabe

dinner

2007-03-16T20:43:00.000+08:00

Due to someone saying: zun boh!!! when i said i cook my own meals, this post with pics of a yummy homecooked syy special is up here. My sis asked me to post some pics of my dinners awhile ago but i was too lazy, now different.... Ppl say zun boh means doubt my ability... haha e someone is the one with monkeys in the car... In case u all are wondering wtf is tt in the pics, its stir-fry chicken with buritos. Now repeat after me: "Yummy! i give yy $1000 to cook tt for me."

Blue Mountains

2007-03-16T16:31:00.000+08:00

Blue Mountains people... went for a tourist trip to e blue mountains. It really is blue when u see it from afar. Due to gas given off by the eucalyptus tree, it looks blue. Not the best scenic view i've seen, but its not too bad. E highlight is e petting zoo, read and weep animal lovers... muahaha.... Its gonna be a photo explosion, so enjoy it. The size of e croc in e photo is underated, its fcking humongous. Feel free to ask qns about e animals. Next big event im going to is St Patrick's Day! So stay tuned...

New haricut

2007-03-04T11:06:00.000+08:00

Im fcking hiao so i wan to hao lian my new haircut.... cant wait to get rid of my blondie hair.

2007-03-04T08:55:00.000+08:00

Mardi Gras!

2007-03-03T21:35:00.000+08:00

Mardi Gras! E parade for the gay and lesbian community by the gay and lesbian community. Before u buggers say that i must be a faggot to go to mardi gras.... Plenty of people and families went to the parade. Rainbow flags were being waved around by the dozens. i myself bought a pink aussie flag. It was a culture shock to see the homo community arrive in truckloads, ready to give a homolickin good show. but the shock soons run off when you realise its not just about gays and lesbians parading in their kinky clothes, the parade is more about accepting who you are and not being afraid to show it. Coming from e red dot, its was nothing i've ever seen in my life... not that im gonna stop trashing the homo community, its just that you got to admire their guts. Do you even dare to walk around orchard road half naked for 2 hours during the weekend? If u do, try walking around town with leather undies and a chain sticking out from e front for 2 hrs.
enjoy the photos! my fren recorded a video, i'll try to upload it for u all to c.

pics pics

2007-02-27T13:53:00.000+08:00

In case you are wondering why no chick photos??? Cos i nvr take....simplest answer. im trying to access the webbie to get the photos.

Pic of Narrabeen Getaway Camp

2007-02-25T16:49:00.000+08:00

Went for a orientation getaway camp at e narrabeen lakes, this is a pic of the lake. Beautiful, i tell you...

E camp was a great experience for me,
met more ppl... somemore sg ppl and abit here and there.

There was people from everywhere, some of e countries i nvr even heard of it before... quite power. I will post e rest of e pics i took... not alot about another 4 pics. hahaha.... anyway, enjoy e pathetic pictures.

Quote

2007-02-14T19:11:00.001+08:00

The quote i put in e owner column is my desperate effort to act chim... i saw it while watching an animated comic called Broken Saints. It was from a german philosopher by e name of Friedrich Nietzche... E meaning is up to individual to interpret, wat it means to me might nt mean the same to you, at least that is wat i think. I really like the part about monsters. Well... i dun wan to get all arty farty if not you cheese pies will kp.

My Big Room

2007-02-13T18:08:00.000+08:00

Here are 2 pics of my room, its big so have to take 2 photos. Combine e 2 pics in ur puny brains and that will be e size of my room. Unlike my bro twins, my room is neat and tidy, all i need now is a blanket and if Vitamin $ allows, a second pillow.

Spend 2hrs cleaning e fcking kitchen today, the previous pigs left it in a mess. Gonna like clean my toilet, living room and dining room if i've have time tmr.

My room is big so if u blokes wanna visit me during e holidays, u can sleep on e floor. My KING Size bed if reserved for my massive body.

Just so ppl wont say my blog not "deep" enough, i will end of with a chim quote: 'Uneven hanging balls are e reason u can walk properly'

Week 1, Day 6, Sydney

2007-02-11T23:30:00.000+08:00

From Left: Cesar(mexico), Rafael(mexico), some keling(india)
More travelling ard sydney again, this time i took some pics. we stay down at a park and took some pics. E keling was invited by Cesar, so even if i dun like i also lan lan keep quiet. i noe his name but i juz wanna block out his presence.... we went to e CNY parade in city center... when i get e pics from them i will post it for u blokes to see... My england like getting a aussie accent ler and i cant use singland here... Hope e accent dun stick to me for long.

Learned a phrase of spanish from Cesar today: 'Me numbre es soo yao you' if u are still to thick to guess wat it means. it means 'my name is soo yao you'. simple eh? i'll try to take more photos when i have e chance... If u realli must know, e keling kia is called gargan... its hard to stop being so picky abt colours in such a short time. Maybe i need to get pass it with a burnt chick... maybe not...

Moved to my new long-term room tday as well, big room, 10mins walk to my sch, near e beach. Nt a bad place, juz tt i cant download a single fck thing. Maybe u chums can like post it up on some server sites for me to d/l... i wan to watch prison break and heroes.

Week 1, Day 2-5, Sydney

2007-02-11T23:03:00.000+08:00

(Something funny i saw where i was staying temp.)
(It agar agar means: "i'm a brave chicken of war, i eat very little but i lay alot")

Spend e whole day looking for a place to stay.... nth much to say. Made frens with e Mexican fellow staying next to my room... funny fellow. u will get to c his face soon.
travelled ard sydney city center with e mexican fellow and his other fren we meet at some afternoon tea. 1 of them is called Cesar e other is a TMNT.... lol his name is Rafael. but they are nice chaps. Learnt alot abt mexico and their culture... might be picking up spanish if they have time to teach me...

i brought e 2 mexicans for chinese food in chinatown, and they were absolutely mesmerised by sweet & sour chicken, roast duck and shen mien. its fun to watch them eat something we take for granted. btw mexicans are like full of passion, makes me wonder abt singaporeans in general. We are like ice-blocks beside them...

Week 1, Day 1, Sydney

2007-02-11T20:44:00.000+08:00

My first test during my virgin solo trip was even before i landed in Sydney. I was like 3hrs away from touchdown, then my stomach started a revolution. Easy as it is to juz get up and go take a crap on e plane....E bugger beside was sleeping like a pig and he had a DO NOT DISTURB sticker on his seat. I lan lan have to lun.... 5mins later i buey tahan liao, i tap e bugger like 6times. He cont to slp, so i had to squeeze my balls and lun somemore. 5mins more, i could feel e tip of the iceberg poking at my canal liao... bo bian ler... anything is better then shitting in my pants. i called for SIA girl to help me, e SIA girl was nice and help me to wake e sleeping cheese pie up...the rest is history. SQ231... i will remember u for life, take my virgin midair crap.

Touchdown Sydney! i crossed customs with no hassle... honest looks played a big part in that. Went to e uni airport reception to get my ride to e campus. While waiting for my ride, i talked to a british girl who was waiting too. She spent like 6days in e red dot so we had something to talk about... Nice girl. Oh ya... she is quite the looker too. Hahaha... Got on my ride when it came and was on my way to e temp accomodation on campus. E temp accom. i stayed at was a ALL-dick+balls Opus Dei college... sian sian but bo bian, better then slping on e streets. Settle downed then i went on to have like e worse lunch i ever had in my life...Yep its worse then camp cookhouse food. It was like some rice muck with salad. E rice muck had some unknown ingredients in it along with some asparagus. I put a spoonful in my mouth and had to force it down with some dick. Juz kidding... i swallowed e spoonful with a glass of water... finished up my salad and went hungry till dinner. i realise this is getting hard for u england impaired to read so i will start in another paragraph and yes i like to hao lian my england.

After e cowfood, i had a smoke and got a chance to try a korean cigg. E korean cigg is longer and thinner then virginal slims e ladies smoke back home. Its was like smoking a twig... i got e korean cigg obviously from a american who likes it so much he had to import it. E korean was in aussie to learn conversation england for 5 weeks, it was his last day... We had small talk for like 10mins, 7mins of it e korean used to think about to open his mouth and let england come out. After that, i headed off to campus to find long-term housing. Nth worth mentioning for e rest of e day...

E post You've been waiting for.....

2007-02-11T17:46:00.001+08:00

Hellloooo to all my frens back home on e red dot. Sorry i couldn't update my blog any faster. Didnt have internet access at my temp accomodation, but nw that i have moved to e new place i've gt unlimited net access. Nvr been so happy to surf e net. I'm alive and kicking so u ppl back home can stop poking e voodoo doll with me name on it. thats all for this post.... i will post 1 more later about what i've been doing for e past week.... Cheers Mate!

Happy Land

2007-01-13T02:11:00.000+08:00

Feels good to add a post when my mind is in happy land.....
Went for drinks with my bros in Wala Wala, rock music and beer is a good combination.
Decided to add a post in my long forgotten blog with my brain still in happy land after e beers.
3 Reasons why i like going to happy land;

1) It feels good

2) It feels damn good

3) It feels damn fcking gooooood

First post with happy land syndrome, wont be my last.....

Launch of e Jackballs Brandname

2006-12-14T22:46:00.000+08:00

People across the continents are celebrating.... Presidents are declaring public holidays.... Even the gods are raising their goblets of sweet wine in cheer.... The birth of Jackball's Blog is here at long last! Rejoice!

Now back to reality, the reason for me starting a blog is because i'm going Down-Under for studies soon and a blog will help me to keep in touch with my friends and family back home.
I've shit loads of time on my hand anyways.

i had always rejected the idea of having a blog due to the overwhelming crap that many people put up on their blogs to show that they have some deep sensitive inner-self. Two words for those "deep sensitive" people: FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND! Wait... that is three words. Fuck it... enjoy my "deep sensitive" blog.

Ungratefully yours,
Mr. Mohd Jackballs Soo YY s/o Govindasamy

PS: i'm sure i'm not openly racist